The NBA is apparently considering the usage of nicknames on jerseys, per a league-sponsored blog. The initial matchup where this might happen would be between the defending-champion Miami Heat and the Brooklyn Nets. No official word has been given as to the status of this concept, but the blog post quotes several prominent players, lending legitimacy to the story.

For Celtics fans, this comes a year too late for the most iconic recent nicknames associated with their team. Paul Pierce (known as “the Truth”) and Kevin Garnett (known as either “KG” or “the Big Ticket”) are now with the Nets after an offseason trade. However, it’s still interesting (and funny) to look at some of the possibilities if the Celtics ever partook in the latest league-sponsored shenanigans.

Celtics nickname possibilities (clearly worth the price of admission)

Brandon Bass: the Muscle

Keith Bogans: Bogo Stick

Avery Bradley: the Pest

MarShon Brooks: Swag, Swag Sleeves

Jordan Crawford: Sizzle

Vitor Faverani: El Hombre Indestructible

Jeff Green: Uncle Jeff

Kris Humphries: The Hump

Courtney Lee: Lucky (might need to work on that one).

Kelly Olynyk: Sunshine

Rajon Rondo: Johnny

Jared Sullinger: Smokey the Swag Bear (again, might need fine-tuning).

Gerald Wallace: Crash