If you’re feeling the complete opposite of healthy today, head over to jm Curley this evening. The restaurant’s current “Sammy’s 7” specials pay homage to the freezer aisle, and today, the restaurant posted a ridiculous, almost pornographic-looking shot of one of the items on its Facebook page.
Behold, a personal pepperoni pizza with a cheeseburger and French fries inside of it:
Yes, a burger is actually INSIDE that pizza. And yes, that is a heart attack in a dish. But whatever. YOLO, as the kids say. Eat it. Enjoy it. It tastes a lot better than anything from the freezer aisle (ahem, horsemeat), and far more delicious than that vegetarian salad you were planning on nibbling tonight.
Just make plans to hit the gym tomorrow.