The New York Yankees hate pregnant women:
(image via BuzzFeed)
I’m pretty sure just this morning I saw a pregnant lady in a Sox cap absolutely crushing the Boston Marathon with an Iced Coffee in one hand and pushing a stroller with the other. You think the future moms of Boston need your seat, bro? They don’t have time for that. Tough as f*cking nails.
Besides, the kid would probably get tetanus if they touched anything on the subway.
Boomer Esiason seems to be a bit bitter that he won exactly zero super bowls during his NFL career.
Sucks to suck, dudes. Big L on the forehead for you.
See you on Friday. Our house.
I’ll be wearing a Ted Williams maternity blouse.