With Bill Hader departing Saturday Night Live, last weekend, so too goes Stefon, his sassy club correspondent character that frequents the show’s “Weekend Update” segment, hosted by Seth Meyers. While Stefon never got around to reviewing Boston’s fictional clubs, we can only imagine what he would say about the MBTA. One commuter actually did imagine it in a hilarious tweet below.

Read on, and then enjoy the long weekend, folks!