You know whats cooler than a million dollars? Not waiting seven years in line for a stupid keynote event.

This is literally 1/10th of the line. To see the Sean Parker/ Al Gore Keynote here at SXSW. We just walked it and we kid you not, it may be close to a mile long. Have fun, nerds.

Here’s a pic of the madness:

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